If you want to be happy, be.
If I cannot laugh, I should not live.
when the food at someone else’s house tastes horrible, but you don’t want to offend anyone
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
me: grandma you're like 80